The Adventures Of D-Skyz And Other Animals

OK.

So.

Two weeks ago I noticed this girl in work and she was HOTTT. Exactly my ‘type’ exactly the kind of girl I’ve been looking for since I was 15. She’s FIVE FOOT TALL, which, as anyone who knows me will tell you is AWESOME to me. She’s so pretty and so just ridonkadonk all round.

Anyway. Got her number and we’ve been texting ever since. Tonight she was in again and I kissed her which I shouldn’t have done cuz I can get fired for it but WORTH IT.

Anyway. She’s amazing. I want to touch her face.

So happy.