January 2012
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Hopefully uploading a new song tonight
Keep your ears open.
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
OK.
So.
Two weeks ago I noticed this girl in work and she was HOTTT. Exactly my ‘type’ exactly the kind of girl I’ve been looking for since I was 15. She’s FIVE FOOT TALL, which, as anyone who knows me will tell you is AWESOME to me. She’s so pretty and so just ridonkadonk all round.
Anyway. Got her number and we’ve been texting ever since. Tonight she was in...
Montithorpe Winstanley III - The Monacle Hero . .... →
myblackhalflovesfriedchicken:
Montithorpe Winstanley III … The finest child labour factory owner this generation has seen. Making millions every year from small children that he stole from 3rd world countries, Montithorpe made a very large empire at a very young age. He devoted his whole life to his work and seemingly missed out on a lot of the worlds wonders. This is the story of his...
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Spent most of my night dishing out kidney punches....
So this girl I'm pressing on right now
is 5 ft tall. I love short chicks.
This better go well.
